Sistine Shrapnel n20


“She’s gonna baptize you with a hit more powerful than a grenade!”

First Bout?
October 18, 2008 Dutchland Rollers Championship

Best Position?
Pivot or blocker one in front of the pack!

What brought you to DDR?
The powerful women, and hard hit’en

What keeps your wheels turning?
The hard work, dedication, and wonderful spirit of the Dutchland Rollers!

What is your most embarrassing derby moment?
Nothing yet, but it’s sure to come!

What is your proudest derby moment?
Recovering from my broken foot to skate in my first bout!

Got any injury stories?
I broke my foot not playing the hard core sport of roller derby, but walking out of my back door.

Impress us with your skating skills…
I can finally skate backwards!

Derby props?
Skates: Riedell Vandals
Wheels: Radar Tuners
Protective Gear: Scabs
Must-Haves: Wonder Woman skate covers, and a pirate skirt.

Send out some heart-felt derby love to your peeps…
I just want to thank the Dutchland Rollers for all their hard work training the new skaters to be all we can be! And a special thanks to my Derby momma Treasure Chest for believing in me, and my lovely Derby wife Ruthless Ness for being the best Derby wife ever 🙂