Captain

#300 ft.lbs

Keepin' those corners tight!

Position: Jammer/ Pivot

Sign:

Age: >25

Favorite Colors: Blood red

Favorite Band: Propagandhi

Likes: Torque Wench Jr., shufflin' with Swoop, snowboarding, riding motorcycles, going FAST

Dislikes: Meat

Quotes: "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think. " -Adolf Hitler

Important Facts About Yourself: I follow through with my threats: my child kept refusing to listen, so I strapped her to the roof of the car.

Greatest Accomplishment: I pushed a 6 1/2 lb person out of my vagina!

Biggest Weaknesses: Hot tatted boys on bikes/ boards.






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