#36

She’s a part- time home wrecker, full- time jawbreaker!

Position: Blocker

Age: 18

Arch Nemesis: Dolly Parton, housewives, dentists

Heroes: My parents, Uncle Bruce, the ladies of DDR & good ol’ John Lennon

Injuries: None yet . . . knock on wood

Favorite Colors: Any color that can be splattered on a candy hard enough to break jaws.

Favorite Band: Joy Division, New Order, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, 2Pac

Likes: Breakin’ jaws, stealin’ men from jealous girls, roller derby

Dislikes: Other girls

Quotes: “I’m going out parading before it’s too late!” “You only live once.”

Greatest Accomplishments: Stealing Dolly Parton’s man from her, breaking many jaws a day, and being one of the Dutchland Rollers.

Biggest Weakness: I have no weaknesses! Bwahahahaha!

Important facts about yourself: Dolly once wrote a song about me because she found out I was stealin’ her man. After I was done with him, I retired to break the jaws of any opposing roller derby teams. I am known to juggle my time between school, work, roller derby, friends and helping mygrandfather and aunt with their horses, all while trying to be a good daughter.

Fan Question: What’s it like to be the youngest skater involved with DDR? I have no problems being the youngest, sometimes it’s like I have 30 older sisters willing to guide me and teach me things. Though I can’t go to after parties for three more years, I’m perfectly content being the baby of DDR.