#22

Rolling down the double duece you better get out my way because I'm Haulin' Ash.

Position: Blocker

Sign: [Dangerous Road Conditions Ahead]

Age: 65 plus

Favorite Colors: Chrome

Favorite Band: Anything on an 8-track

Likes: Truck driving, bear wrestling, tobacco chewing, large belt buckles, "handle bar" mustaches, pork rinds, coffee, PBR beers, Burt Reynolds, CB's & coveralls

Dislikes: Shirts with sleeves, anything cute, Simon & Simon & The Mounties

Quotes: "Twisted loner that I am."

Important Facts About Yourself: "A buzzard shit on a rock and the sun hatched me."

Greatest Accomplishment: Credited with the downfall of
disco.

Biggest Weaknesses: Roadkill possum

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