Captain

#23

She's the maven of your misfortune and she's just about to blow her top

Position: Blocker/Pivot

Sign: Aries

Age: None of your damn business.

Favorite Colors: The yellow stars you'll be seeing when I knock you on your fine ass.

Favorite Band: Social Distortion, Wanda Jackson, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, The Pogues, Ramones, The Rev, Flogging Molly, Supersuckers, The Muffs, The Sounds, Turbo Negro, Billy Bragg, Psychedelic Furs, The Specials, The Clash, Hot Hot Heat, The Cramps, Stray Cats, - blah, blah, blah.... all that punk, garage, psychobilly & rockabilly crap!

Likes: Volcanoes, Rolling w/ Dutchland, Raising Mommies Little Monsters, Buying Merch for Angry Young & Poor, Ice Hockey, tattooed freaks, horror movies, Halloween, & long walks on the beach~

Dislikes: Bananas, brussel sprouts, ripping my fishnets, & people you can't rely on.

Quotes: "Whoopie Ding Dong bitches... I am Maven of your misfortune. "

Important Facts About Yourself: I was raised by Japanese Snow Monkeys near the base of Mt. Fuji after being sucked out of an airplane toilet at age 3. I was later discovered by Guitar Wolf when I was about 16 - while they were vacationing at the hot springs. They convinced me to leave with them and they brought me back to Tokyo where I slowly transitioned into the human world again. My family never stopped looking for me and eventually found me at a tattoo shop in Tokyo and brought me back to Lancaster where I meet up with the DDR.

Greatest Accomplishment: My family & our business... and of course the DDR.






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